_{Do people actually read your blog?
Where do you think our clients come from?
I have a website.
In which you enumerate two hundred and forty different types of tobacco ash. Nobody’s reading your website.}

imaginethebutts:

I’ve seen hell through my own eyes

loveusbugus:

So, I was serving a mother and two children today. And, whenever there are kidsat a table, I make sure to interact with them and be friendly. When I went to check on them after I delivered their food, one of the kids had the Steak n’ Shake hat on and told me he was a cook. I asked him what he…

this-is-evolution:

spoookyscary:

Bats are so amazing!

Bat embryo.

D’AW IT IS SO CUUUUTE  hidings its little face with its wings! <3

ooubli:

neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

Oh my god it’s true.

raggedytrenchcoats:

#Tumblr

andrewducote:

What the cartoon of me before bed!?

I was telling my friend that the only words Moffat has released about the next season of Sherlock were “Rat, Wedding, Bow”. MIND YOU, She has never seen the show, only knows that (spoiler alert) Sherlock “commits suicide” at the end of the second season. Here is what she thinks will happen: John ends up snapping and going crazy, thinking that Sherlock has become a rat (after the trauma of seeing Sherlock jump). Then the rat died. Eventually, to find a way to take his mind off the loss (of Sherlock, not the rat) he finds someone to marry to take his mind off the loss of Sherlock. In the marriage, he has a child with said person. That child wears a bow.
Later on, he thinks that the child has become the reincarnation of Sherlock.
THIS SHOULD BE A FIC, GUYS.
John: It’s okay Ratlock. Your friend is here. Don’t give me that look-YOU KNOW THE LOOK.

itsaseasonalthing:

sparrow626:

brewnohmars:

mental-meanderings:

geekgirlalicia:

crankynerdgirl:

This starts out as an interesting Disney a capella tribute, then it immediately becomes clear they’re doing *men* of Disney, which is a much over-looked category, and then BAM! Pitch-Slapped by the sassiest Ariel ever.  Aw yiss.

I might be slightly too obsessed with this.

OH WELL.

I must reblog this every time, and I think the Ariel looks and acts like Dan Dan :)

I didn’t even get through “Circle of Life” before reblogging.

Ok ok, Ariel won me over

I’ve probably reblogged this 300 times already, but I’ll do it 300 more.

lcarkatvantas:

bearcups:

i forgot  i had the lighter that has a stupidly large flame and p much shat myself

thIS IS SO IN CHARACTER I’M  cRY Ng

notahoe:

momma i’m coming home 

spoonfulofsterek:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?

• utilizes rule 63
• drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
• johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity